Chuck Norris Crossfit Meme Motivation

Thinking about skipping a Crossfit WOD today? Or perhaps you might give those burpees and thrusters a miss? Well, Chuck Norris has a few words for you! Here’s some inspiration from the man who can slam a revolving door.

Got an AMRAP workout today? Here’s how Chuck handles them…

Chuck Norris makes every crossfit WOD look easy

Chuck Norris makes every crossfit WOD look easy

Just in case you were wondering, here’s how Rich Froning stacks up against Chuck Norris…

Rich Froning Vs Chuck Norris

Rich Froning Vs Chuck Norris

How he handles death…

Apparently, Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but the Grimm Reaper hasn’t plucked up the courage to tell him yet

Apparently, Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the Grimm Reaper still hasn’t plucked up the courage to tell him yet.

How Chuck views his WODs

No problem...

No problem…

Why no WOD can knock this man down…

No WOD can defeat Chuck

No WOD can defeat Chuck

Here are a few other motivational FACTS:

‘There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live’

‘Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter’

‘Chuck Norris doesn’t do Hand Stand Push Ups, he does Earth presses’

‘Some Magicians can walk on water; Chuck Norris can swim through land’

‘Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves’

 

‘Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes – 14 of which he spent building a snowman at the bottom’

‘Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number; you pick up the wrong phone

‘Chuck Norris makes onions cry’

‘Chuck Norris can hit you so hard even your blood will bleed’

‘Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding’

 

‘Chuck Norris’ blood type is AK-47’

‘Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will Crash’

‘Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest’

‘Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter” ’

‘Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death, he wins fair and square’

Now go kill your WOD!